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On this page you will find the everggrowing recipe bank of COMPOSITE FEASTS.
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THE COON SANDWICH
(COMPOSITE FEAST NUMBER ONE)

The name of this cheese reminds me of how an old friend of mine was beaten up in the middle of the street. He and a friend were looking for a pub and he forgot that his Chinese friend’s name sounded exactly the same as the word ‘coon’ (albeit spelt differently) and he shouted up the road for the friend to “come here”. It took us a long time to clean him up as he repeated a mantra of
“How could I be so stupid?”
 
   
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THE GOLDEN GAYTIME
(COMPOSITE FEAST NUMBER TWO)

Many people will always say that food is something of comfort, hence the overwhelmingly popular past-time of comfort eating. But comfort eating can also be the recollection of food that reminds you of past times or indeed, experiences. Hopefully, this little number will help you relive some of your comfort moments. And please remember, even though this gay time is totally protected and safe, the sometimes overwhelming temperature of the situation can take you by surprise. Just keep a cool head and follow the guidelines below.

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