Many people will always say that food is something of comfort, hence the overwhelmingly popular past-time of comfort eating. But comfort eating can also be the recollection of food that reminds you of past times or indeed, experiences. Hopefully, this little number will help you relive some of your comfort moments. And please remember, even though this gay time is totally protected and safe, the sometimes overwhelming temperature of the situation can take you by surprise. Just keep a cool head and follow the guidelines below.

INGREDIENTS:

1 Golden Gaytime
1 unused and unopened Condom.
(like ovens, each brand of condom is different so use the ones that you are most comfortable with)
1 pair of knees
1 firm grip

INSTRUCTIONS


Take the Golden Gaytime out of the freezer right at the last minute and leave it on a cold work surface - unopened - to ripen whilst you prepare the rest of the ingredients. Do not do this for too long, otherwise the Gaytime will become too soft to function.

Take the condom from your wallet or bedside cabinet, making sure that it is has not been stored near a lamp or a hot surface, as this can render it completely useless for our needs. Open the condom with your fingers keeping a firm grip of the foil, making sure not to tear the condom itself.
An important note here is that it is inadvisable to open the foil with your teeth, as this may cause minute tears in the condom itself, again rendering it utterly useless.

 Now for the tricky bit: Open the Golden Gaytime at the bottom, grabbing the stick and pull the covers off over the top in one smooth and swift movement. Once you have dismissed the cover you should be left with a totally exposed Gaytime ready for use.

 Place the stick of the Gaytime firmly between your thighs and open the condom wide enough to stretch it over the top . Please remember to not only keep a firm grip with your thighs, but also to pinch the tip of the condom so there is no air in the tip, making the next and final move so much easier. Roll the condom down over the full length of the Gaytime and it is ready for use. If, during the process, you have had drips land on your thighs, please do not worry - these can be polished off with a towel. Remember, no matter how much they claim it is too small, the condom WILL be big enough for the Golden Gaytime. Serves 1, 2, 3 or group.